1) Blackjacks win Presidents' Trophy 2) Juice Repeat as RHLStanley Cup Champs! 3) Blues finish last in the standings

Dear Santa, it's me again. Thank you so much for new Kappas last year, they are so awesome! I was hoping you could bring me more this year along with some finish and maybe a few things for my team: Shulba needs a new bag, Top Whale folded 5 years ago. Gutman could really use a pair of DGels, only guy burning up sock tape in the league. Please bring Semmer a grooming kit to remove that caterpillar from his lip. If you could just get Fischer a big bag of milk like usual and Gub a mouth guard that fits, that would be nice. Koskinen said he'd like more floor time, but I know there's a limit to your generosity so maybe a box of Ferrero Roche and a Snapple? I've heard Reynar asking God for a trade, so maybe you can help him out? And lastly Santa, Please bring Vinny some Defense since he traded them all away and thought I'd cover the gaping hole on the floor in our own zone. Thank you so much Santa and Merry Christmas RHL!

BUZZ struggling to keep the ball out of their net last 4 games, so they trade their only stable D? Frank aint no Dman, thats just where he lines up for the draw haha Sounds like they plan on trying to win the ol 18-17 shootout for rest of season.

The Blues GM is in selling mode. Who’s next?

That's pure speculation. At this point I'm just trying to help the team as best I can and play my best. I'm letting my agents handle the contact talks and all the other distractions to keep my focused on bringing Money out of the basement.

I hear Carver may be franchised by the money

"I can't wait to be back with the boys this weekend. It's time to turn and win. This reminds me of my days at the red lights in Montreal. Wooooooooooooooo!"

HE JUST ADMITTED IT AT BP’S

J'ai hâte d'être de retour avec les garçons ce week-end. Il est temps de tourner et de gagner. Cela me rappelle mes jours aux feux rouges à Montréal. Wooooooooooooooo !

Sources say Juice GM disagrees with current rankings. I say he should stop drinking whatever booze is in his glass and get some sweet Dark Rum and Pineapple. Wooooooooooo!